You can call this a Pippen if you want to, but if it has a weird gut like a Rusic, boobs like a Rusic and wears a bikini all the time like a Rusic….it’s a Rusic.

I dont know how I feel about this

Larsa – that’s Dutch for Extra Large, right?

I don’t know who she is but she should wear a one-piece

Why is there more than one photo of this in today’s The Crap We Missed? Why are there ANY photos of this on The Superficial? And right after a photo of Kirstie Alley?

Is she part Klingon?

Her abs are in the wrong spot.

Nice boobs…all 6 of them.

Scottie Pippen’s drag persona.

“Ahoy, mate”

Jusssst a bit on the chunky side and a few more miles on her odometer than I would normally like, but that looks like a grand pair of winnebagos and I, for one, would like to peruse them a bit more closely and thoroughly.

I’m sure she’s a very nice person – good mom, loyal co-worker, gives to charity, votes Democrat – and she most certainly has the right to go to the beach in a bikini and have a good time. My question: Why THE F**K do I have to see this????!!!!!!

Bikinis are not her friends.