There’s something enormous, wild and full of creatures in the picture. Then there’s the ocean too.
Oh great, now the ocean has herpes.
The poor ocean is about to get polluted with malt liquor and brother jizz.
Miles and miles of white sand beaches and not a single black guy to pursue her…
She must truly be in hell…
Did John Fogerty take this picture? Because I see a bad moon rising.
From this angle it’s as if a little blonde shepherdess was snatched up, lobotomized, implanted with enormous sacks of silicon all over her body, fitted into a bikini and tossed out onto the sands of Miami Beach.
Five seconds earlier that ocean was a lot closer. Then she jumped in the water.
Kelly Brook is better at the Instagram machine.
The glaciers aren’t so much retreating as they are running away.
The tide is too scared to come in.
“Sex on the beach?” Yes please!
It’s illegal to molest a beached whale, you disgusting moron.
“This is Red 5, I’m going in”
When did the Coast Guard redesign their bouys?
I see a horses ass minus the tail
If you put your ear up to it, you’ll hear Ice-T crying.
Man the har… wait, I used that already today.
Man, stop trying to figure out what it is and help me push it back in the water.
Japan braces for another tsunami.
I’m not a Coco fan, but I gotta admit, she looks intriguing in this picture.
So you’re a stupid chubby chaser?
Man she’s so fat now the Superficial is starting to post “hot” pics of her. Moo.
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