1. Qmak

    There’s something enormous, wild and full of creatures in the picture. Then there’s the ocean too.

  2. Oh great, now the ocean has herpes.

  3. Dirty Travolta

    The poor ocean is about to get polluted with malt liquor and brother jizz.

  4. Miles and miles of white sand beaches and not a single black guy to pursue her…
    She must truly be in hell…

  5. Did John Fogerty take this picture? Because I see a bad moon rising.

  6. Cock Dr

    From this angle it’s as if a little blonde shepherdess was snatched up, lobotomized, implanted with enormous sacks of silicon all over her body, fitted into a bikini and tossed out onto the sands of Miami Beach.

  7. Inner Retard

    Five seconds earlier that ocean was a lot closer. Then she jumped in the water.

  8. Kelly Brook is better at the Instagram machine.

  9. cc

    The glaciers aren’t so much retreating as they are running away.

  10. The tide is too scared to come in.

  11. “Sex on the beach?” Yes please!

  12. Elf

    “This is Red 5, I’m going in”

  13. Captain Steubing

    When did the Coast Guard redesign their bouys?

  14. Jentilly

    I see a horses ass minus the tail

  15. joe

    If you put your ear up to it, you’ll hear Ice-T crying.

  16. Man the har… wait, I used that already today.

  17. Man, stop trying to figure out what it is and help me push it back in the water.

  18. Japan braces for another tsunami.

  19. I’m not a Coco fan, but I gotta admit, she looks intriguing in this picture.

  20. Man she’s so fat now the Superficial is starting to post “hot” pics of her. Moo.

  21. martina

    haz mat, call them, now

  22. ICE P


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