Listen Greedo, tell Jabba I’ve got the money.
“I swear to GOD if you tell ONE more person to ‘get off your plane,’ Ford…ONE MORE.”
I love it when pedophiles fight… Everyone wins… Except them…
“Last time, Ford. I’M behind her like this and YOU’RE standing over her chest.”
“Guys, guys! don’t fight, you can both have a turn playing Dirty Grampa”
That girl is far too meaty for Mr Ford’s tastes…he likes ‘em elegantly emaciated.
‘Call me Mandarin one more time, Solo! One more time…’
Little known fact: when necessary, Gandhi would smack a bitch.
I saw this awesome girl. I mean top choice. Legs up the ying-yang, great skin, amazing tits, but she was wearing this really stupid sweat… Oh, you’re here!
‘You stay out of this…actually, yes, Harrison, I did say the only Indiana Jones movie I liked was the first one.’
“Guys, guys calm down, I’m not with either of you. It’s just a photocall.”
If you are slapped, kindly show them the other cheek.
…then get the lube.
Look, I don’t give a fuck if you were Indiana Jones or not. I’ll shove that bullwhip so far up your ass that you’ll be tasting leather for weeks!
This comment thread is awesome.
Kingsley and Ford are fighting over Björk?
“It’s Sandra about the Bearnali!”
“As far as I’m concerned, it’s not enough ‘just to be nominated.’ Okay?”
If eighteen is the age of sexual consent, what is the age of sexual expiration because I’m sure these guys are pretty close.
“I’ll tell you what, Ford. I’ll arm-wrestle you for her…”
Why is Bjork there? Is Sinead behind the curtain?
“I assure you, the consent laws in this country are quite liberal.”
“For what I want to do?”
“Um, huh-LO, I’m HERE.”
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Ben Kingley, Hailee Steinfeld, and Harrison Ford at a photocall for 'Ender's Game' in Madrid. (October 3, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN