superficial

  1. mike

    In every picture of an actress who wonders why she is less famous than, say, Sandra Bullock despite being obviously more talented, there’s a chihuahua saying it all with his tongue.

  2. mike

    Also, I still think she should have run against Mitch McConnell.

  3. Where's Dildo

    It’s a Down’s-a-dor. You’ve probably never heard of it.

  4. JC

    I have never met a woman who owned one of these little inbred dogs who wasn’t also completely intolerable as a human being. SCIENCE FACT.

    • I admit, I have a Chihuahua. My friends bred theirs and the puppies were really cute, and being in an apartment, I can’t have the breeds I *really* want (read : Pyrenees). So I took one.

      I love her, but NEVER AGAIN. Needy. Dogs are so fucking needy. People can make all the jokes they want, but I’ll go full crazy cat lady before I subject myself to dog ownership ever again.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        Ahh, someone wakes up to the joys of a cat. Better late then never. Just as they can take or leave you & not care, so you can to them, and everyone is still happy.

  5. She’s so frigid, the dog needs a coat.

  6. No pants, tongue hanging out, and something shoved inbetween her legs…that must be her dog “Miley.”

  7. Cock Dr

    This photo really doesn’t need any captions but I am eager to see what some people come up with.

  8. Mr. Chippers, Mr. Chippers! What did you think of your owner’s performance in One for the Money?

  9. fred

    That picture does not make her look like a miserable, insufferable cunt. No, not at all. Her husband is a lucky guy.

    Poor bastard.

  10. Inner Retard

    I thought she was asked not to bring her momager to set.

  11. cc

    Someone invited her to do an audition for Taco Bell…or so she thought.

  12. Jake

    Her smoking stunted her dog’s growth.

  13. crb

    The Hate is strong with this one.

  14. crb

    “I’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsiveI’mnotobssessivecompulsive…”

  15. Bonky

    “Note to self: Carrying a Chihuahua around like a baby is really an L.A. thing. Nobody here in New York City is doing it and I feel like a fucking fool, thank you very much Gwyneth Paltrow you goddam idiot.”

  16. “I just want stay at home and lick my own ass.”
    (I will let you figure out which one of them is saying it.)

  17. EricLR

    That poor dog must be freezing to death.

  18. What a mega-bitch.

  19. tlmck

    Two bitches. No waiting.

  20. Katherine, you’ve always seemed like a lovely young woman to me. But then you had to break my heart by letting the whole world see what a fire-breathing, gold-plated cunt you are!

  21. martina

    Honey, ditch the dog, unbutton one more, shorten the skirt, put on the stripper heels and live a little.

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