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  1. JosieBelle

    She is absolutely gorgeous. Now where did her belly button go?!

  2. Cock Dr

    She looks like the type that would feed upon men’s souls. They’re much tastier than any cheeseburger.

  3. My name is Fletch and I absolutely approve of the final five!

  4. SIN

    I have a sudden urge to go buy 2 gallons of milk.

  5. The Pope

    It’s like the whole Sears catalog is DiCaprio’s oyster. That he puts his penis in.

  6. cc

    Oh, my penis just had an out of body experience.

  7. DeucePickle

    Good Lord, I think my penis just miscarried !

  8. I’m agonizing over making a joke about my wife being part Romanian, but I can’t be certain she doesn’t read this blog, and our couch isn’t terribly comfortable.

    Nice job on the Final Five, Fish!

  9. The Brown Streak

    KIRK: Beam me down, Scotty. I need to teach this alien chick what Earthmen can do.
    SPOCK: But Captain, She’s Romanian, not Romulan.
    KIRK: Don’t care Spock. Bones, get the coat hanger ready. I’m going in!
    MCCOY: Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a ….OH, YEAH…

  10. tito

    sometimes i don’t know whether i’d give leonardo dicaprio a high-five or punch him in the balls if i met him. this pictures pushes me towards ball punch.

  11. Raoul

    Somebody needs to hack DiCaprio’s phone. STAT.

  12. arnieblackblack

    I’ma beat my dick like it owes me money…

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