She is absolutely gorgeous. Now where did her belly button go?!
Well at least I don’t have to be ashamed anymore that I watched that show. Now I know there are at least two of us that saw it.
@Brown Streak: Jesse XX
She looks like the type that would feed upon men’s souls. They’re much tastier than any cheeseburger.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad, but she does give me an erection.
My name is Fletch and I absolutely approve of the final five!
I have a sudden urge to go buy 2 gallons of milk.
It’s like the whole Sears catalog is DiCaprio’s oyster. That he puts his penis in.
Hmmmm…penis…oyster…ya know, that may have some possibilities. Going to the fish market. Back later…
*shrug* Maybe ’cause it looks suspicious ordering a VS catalog from the Vatican? Frankly, I would expect a huge sigh of relief.
Oh, my penis just had an out of body experience.
Good Lord, I think my penis just miscarried !
I’m agonizing over making a joke about my wife being part Romanian, but I can’t be certain she doesn’t read this blog, and our couch isn’t terribly comfortable.
Nice job on the Final Five, Fish!
KIRK: Beam me down, Scotty. I need to teach this alien chick what Earthmen can do.
SPOCK: But Captain, She’s Romanian, not Romulan.
KIRK: Don’t care Spock. Bones, get the coat hanger ready. I’m going in!
MCCOY: Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor not a ….OH, YEAH…
sometimes i don’t know whether i’d give leonardo dicaprio a high-five or punch him in the balls if i met him. this pictures pushes me towards ball punch.
Somebody needs to hack DiCaprio’s phone. STAT.
I’ma beat my dick like it owes me money…
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