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  1. Willie Dixon

    Yup, that pretty much sums it up.

  2. Right

    Is it me, or does this just pretty much exemplify him and his entire fanbase?

  3. Gerttastic

    Whoa, hell! Chunk? Baby Ruth buddy? Talk to me.

  4. How do you like me now?

  5. Marbelle

    He’s a big jerk. I might like him and his music if he didn’t sing all of those women hating songs. He really could be another Johnny Cash if he did.

  6. MJB

    You know you’re a redneck when you go out in public looking like that.

  7. Derp doesn’t even do this photo justice.

  8. Uncle Phil

    Looks like some put a boot in HIS eye.

  9. “I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee…”

  10. Venom

    Tool, he and all his fans.

  11. “Quick, staring contest, me and you GO….you win, you always do.”

  12. Deacon Jones

    Nothing like a fucking hick in the Big City.

  13. Is THAT the Toby they were talking about in Paranormal Activity?

  14. it had to be said

    Bonaduce!

  15. “Why do people think I’m a slack-jawed mouth-breather?”

  16. Jerky McPumpoff

    You sure that isn’t Axl Rose?

  17. The Brown Streak

    He’s trying to hide that he’s jacking off to The Band Perry’s video. Now if they would only get rid of that damn singer, he’d be happy.

  18. tito

    toby rourke.

  19. I try to cut country music some slack every now and then, but shit like this doesn’t exactly help.

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