Purple Sweater? Check
Black dude checking me out? Check!
That black guy apparently wasn’t surprised by Quinto’s recent announcement. Neither were people with functioning eyeballs.
Seriously. The dude announced he’s gay…that’s like McDonalds announcing they sell a few burgers.
I just slept with a guy in the bathroom stall. You’ve probably never heard of him….
Now that he’s out, it’s OK to dress gay. Or like every other guy who works at Starbucks
He needs that scarf and hat because, you know, it’s probably like 70 degrees in LA.
It’s actually been getting chilly at night there lately. For L.A., I mean. Like, 50s.
You are gay? You don’t say.
People know he’s gay, but he hides his ears lest they think he’s a gay Vulcan.
I think it’s adorable when couples start dressing alike. I can almost hear their pillow talk:
Waldo: Where’s Waldo?
Zachary: Inside Zachary!
There’s always a black dude saying “Hey I found Waldo” with his eyes
“OMG, it seems I “come out” and within days even the black guys want a blowjob.”
He’s a fantastic actor. Who cares if he’s gay. Spoke never had sex anyway.
Who is this spoke of whom you spock?
uh +1 for cc
Episode 24, “This Side of Paradise.”
Spoke did indeed have sex in the last Star Wars movie…he was banging Uhuru. Remember when John T Kirk was trying to get with her and then he found out she was lapping up the Spockle?
illiteracy is fun!
@McFeely Dude, how often in grade school did your report card read “He’s very bright, but doesn’t apply himself”?
Only spock when you’ve spoocken to goodammit!
He has a definite 99% look to him.
Goth Waldo, unsure of where he is – on both a physical and spiritual plane.
Zachary Quinto retracted on his gay admission. “I’m sorry. Previously I stated I was gay. This is in no case true. It was a mistake on my part. The truth is II found out that I was attracted to Hayden Panettiere, and mistook her for a little boy. I’m sure anyone can make that mistake. My apologies to everyone. And I also would like for the clergy to stop calling me and asking for her number.”
Too much botox for Stanley Tucci.
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