superficial

  1. Scarf? Check
    Purple Sweater? Check
    Black dude checking me out? Check!

  2. dontkillthemessenger

    That black guy apparently wasn’t surprised by Quinto’s recent announcement. Neither were people with functioning eyeballs.

  3. I just slept with a guy in the bathroom stall. You’ve probably never heard of him….

  4. Now that he’s out, it’s OK to dress gay. Or like every other guy who works at Starbucks

  5. MInky Wail

    He needs that scarf and hat because, you know, it’s probably like 70 degrees in LA.

  6. Venom

    You are gay? You don’t say.

  7. People know he’s gay, but he hides his ears lest they think he’s a gay Vulcan.

  8. I think it’s adorable when couples start dressing alike. I can almost hear their pillow talk:
    Waldo: Where’s Waldo?
    Zachary: Inside Zachary!

  9. Studley Hungwell

    There’s always a black dude saying “Hey I found Waldo” with his eyes

  10. “OMG, it seems I “come out” and within days even the black guys want a blowjob.”

  11. SSHGuru

    He’s a fantastic actor. Who cares if he’s gay. Spoke never had sex anyway.

  12. cc

    He has a definite 99% look to him.

  13. Unholy krep

    Goth Waldo, unsure of where he is – on both a physical and spiritual plane.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Zachary Quinto retracted on his gay admission. “I’m sorry. Previously I stated I was gay. This is in no case true. It was a mistake on my part. The truth is II found out that I was attracted to Hayden Panettiere, and mistook her for a little boy. I’m sure anyone can make that mistake. My apologies to everyone. And I also would like for the clergy to stop calling me and asking for her number.”

  15. bbiowa

    Too much botox for Stanley Tucci.

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