Oh, hah, I thought for a second he was actually bettering himself.
As he walked down the isle to celebrate his graduation from UD (University of Derp), the crowd can be heard muttering questions such as “Did you date rape Megan Fox?”, “How do Spielberg’s balls taste like?”
I almost my shit because I thought someone had hired him to give a commencement address; then I realized it wasn’t that time of year and hoped no one could be that stupid.
Good for him, he’s finally getting his GED.
“When can I pop my pants?”
“What did that guy in front of me say? I’m gonna fuck his fist up with my face.”
Looks like someone who is graduating from the McDonald’s Burger Flipper College.
Is he graduating from the University of Douchebags?
That Junior High degree is going to start opening some doors.
Isn’t this is the guy who played Stimpy in “Ren and Stimpy?”
Suddenly a flabby shirtless guy lunged from the crowd and kicked his ass.
Yeah, I want to punch him too.
Looks like his No Child Left Behind paperwork finally went through
“I can’t wait to try and spin on my head later.” “It’s so gonna work.”
The highlight of this guy’s entertainment career is that he was once or twice able to get a couple fingers into Megan Fox.
Obviously she was underwhelmed; that’s why she married the good old reliable boyfriend.
I actually go to school where this is being filmed at. He is a pretentious fucker .
Finally graduated acting school and still can’t act.
Congrats on the Masters degree in being a tool with a minor in the douche arts.
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Shia LaBeouf on the set of The Company You Keep in Vancouver. (October 27, 2011)