Are we TRYING to reverse the progress of American car companies? Is that the strategy?
Golf ball. Garden hose.
You know its possible.
Yes, but does that ability make up for that face?
I just can’t stop apologizing to my computer for clicking on this.
If you guys put a pillow over her head, then you might like her better.
Maybe put a pillow over her face and push down firmly for about 5 minutes.
Looks like I’m gonna have to write an add-on for Firefox to block this hag.
The woman in the background is reporting a chupacabra sighting.
and it has the mange.
“I could work in your yard, we could have sex, or anything in between…”
Shhh, it’s just a cop, act like I’m giving you directions. so, it’s $50 for oral, $100 bareback …..
The urban land trout poses gracefully as it grazes only the tenderest leaves from the tree.
Is tenderest a wor….. ah fuck it.. Pure genious!
Now do you finally believe her face really could stop a car?
“Open days.” Huh. I thought they had to stay in their coffins during the day and came out at night.
I like her shoes…
Plastic surgeon: “What procedure are you considering?”
Janice Dickinson: “I want you to make my mouth look like a baboon’s ass.”
Plastic surgeon: “Done!”
Have a sudden urge for beef jerky
I see a major Jeep Grand Cherokee recall being announced shortly.
Sticks for legs, no calfs at all… whomever thought she was hot to begin with way back when cameras were invented?
Don’t kid yourself… Janice’s first shoots were captured on a cave wall in southern Europe.
“Look, 5-0. if you just pretend I’m asking for directions…”
So Jocelyn Wildenstein’s gone brunette?
She looks kinda like Cindy Crawford. If Cindy Crawford got smacked in the face with a wood plank.
The name of the car is ironic since she was born during the Trail of Tears.
“These tampons look used…but oh well, I guess I can still use them.”
Clothing hides a multitude of sins.
I wonder who she just turned to stone?
How bad is it for a woman to be in a position to say I wish my face looked as good as my triceps?
Epitome of Butterface. Wow.
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