superficial

  1. Are we TRYING to reverse the progress of American car companies? Is that the strategy?

  2. Buddy the Elf

    Golf ball. Garden hose.
    You know its possible.

  3. Willie Dixon

    I just can’t stop apologizing to my computer for clicking on this.

  4. Elia

    If you guys put a pillow over her head, then you might like her better.

  5. Looks like I’m gonna have to write an add-on for Firefox to block this hag.

  6. MInky Wail

    The woman in the background is reporting a chupacabra sighting.

  7. “I could work in your yard, we could have sex, or anything in between…”

  8. Shhh, it’s just a cop, act like I’m giving you directions. so, it’s $50 for oral, $100 bareback …..

  9. The urban land trout poses gracefully as it grazes only the tenderest leaves from the tree.

  10. Now do you finally believe her face really could stop a car?

  11. it had to be said

    “Open days.” Huh. I thought they had to stay in their coffins during the day and came out at night.

  12. Styrophoam

    I like her shoes…

  13. Fester

    Plastic surgeon: “What procedure are you considering?”
    Janice Dickinson: “I want you to make my mouth look like a baboon’s ass.”
    Plastic surgeon: “Done!”

  14. Kabe

    Have a sudden urge for beef jerky

  15. Tracey

    I see a major Jeep Grand Cherokee recall being announced shortly.

  16. Radadoon

    Sticks for legs, no calfs at all… whomever thought she was hot to begin with way back when cameras were invented?

  17. Gellinlikemagellan

    “Look, 5-0. if you just pretend I’m asking for directions…”

  18. So Jocelyn Wildenstein’s gone brunette?

  19. bbiowa

    She looks kinda like Cindy Crawford. If Cindy Crawford got smacked in the face with a wood plank.

  20. The name of the car is ironic since she was born during the Trail of Tears.

  21. The Brown Streak

    “These tampons look used…but oh well, I guess I can still use them.”

  22. tlmck

    Clothing hides a multitude of sins.

  23. Pipedreamer

    I wonder who she just turned to stone?

  24. Dr Ha-Ha

    How bad is it for a woman to be in a position to say I wish my face looked as good as my triceps?

  25. robynnn

    Epitome of Butterface. Wow.

  26. Blech

    Aflack!

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