1. dontkillthemessenger

    While we can’t expect realism from Gossip Girl, the writers should know that rich white girls don’t get arrested in NYC. If anything, the entire matter is solved with sloppy sex behind a dumpster in the alley.

  2. Cock Dr

    Opening scene of very high budget porno.

  3. I’d rather see her get tazered.

  4. Can we please arrest all the annoying people in Hollyweird and just drop em in Rikers?

  5. MInky Wail

    “Daddy makes them tighter.”

  6. cc

    The gag comes first. Sheesh.

  7. yoyoblack

    still don’t see the appeal

  8. “Yeah lady, now get down on your knees. You’re gonna hafta talk to da judge.”

  9. “Is there a reason you have to poke your gun in my butt…???”

  10. it had to be said

    Occupy Gossip Girl!

  11. It’s a sad that John Turturro can only find bit parts these days.

  12. MisterSuccint

    “I’m arresting you for atrocious acting. You have the right to remain silent … like that will ever happen.”

  13. That cop is so psyched. He’s thinking to himself, “man, after this episode airs, my imdb rank is going to skyrocket to somewhere in the low 300,000′s.”

  14. The Brown Streak

    I guess Cobra Starship really did make them good girls go bad.

  15. Arzach

    I could not do that without having a major boner

  16. This reminds me of all my birthday parties from 3rd grade until Senior year in college. Thanks, dad. (and thanks, mom, for loaning me the outfits!)

  17. Dr Ha-Ha

    Ahh, the poor man’s Minka Kelly

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