THINGS TO DO:
1. Kill Shane Warne
2. Bone Elizabeth Hurley
Don’t tell me these two are fucking. Liz is so hot she should not be fucked by anything less than the Greek God of War possessing the libido of Ron Jeremy armed with the spear of Jon Hamm.
Please, old lady Hurley here has been fucked by every Tom, Dick & Harry in the industry. Gorgeous doesn’t make you virtuous.
Who said anything about virtuous?
The man you described has a name. Alexander Skarsgard.
More than TWO DECADES older than Lindsay.
She is aging in reverse, I swear. I want to see baby pictures of her as a wrinkly old woman baby.
Or when she was seeeeven, but she looked a lot oooolder…
Elizabeth Hurley folks is 47yrs old! 47yrs old! Yummy……
What the fudge?! If it wasn’t for the fact that she refuses to give bj’s, this could quite possibly be the sexiest woman going right now.
What exactly is your source for all these bj refusals she’s given?
Hugh Grant paying some nasty looking Hollywood street walker for one.
Caught in the act of sucking Warne’s youth. Yup, through her right arm.
Before the movie Blade Runner, the only way you could detect a Replicant was from the eyebrows.
Get that smirk of your face you lucky turd!!!!
The future Ex Mr Hurley.
Note to self…do the Elizabeth Hurley workout, not the Madonna one.
I always thought Portia de Rossi was pretty hot in Arrested Development, but I’ve gotta hand it Ellen… She just keeps bagging hotter and hotter women.
Newly single former model/actress seeks love. Must be wealthy. Desire to kill James Bond and private island a plus.
I think he is wearing more makeup than she is.
Shane, you’re in the big time now kid. Sorry but you’ll have to start wearing makeup.
If I knew playing cricket could bag me a woman like this I would’ve taken it more seriously as a child.
One if these things….creepily looks like the other.
Warnie is a disgrace!
And yet he gives hope to us all.
Is that the dvil she made a deal with?
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