1. Dave

    Weird. I thought people used to bite gold coins to tell if they were real, not credit cards.

  2. Deacon Jones

    There are so many things going on here I dont even know what to say

  3. Phoenix

    Om nom nom…money

  4. MegP

    GAHHH! that actually frightened me.

  5. zomgbie

    please be sure to remove any coke dust from card edge before swiping.
    thank you.

  6. Dirk Diggler

    This here is my bus card!!! I done licked it and it’s mine!

  7. If you keep eating your credit card, you’re not going to be hungry for lunch.

  8. I never imagined I would see stretched out boob flesh that was hanging an implant by a few collagen fibers today. I was HORRIBLY wrong.

  9. Desperately trying to put more money into her lips.

  10. Johnny P!

    Aww, too bad about this unflattering pic… she’s usually so young and vibrant and pretty when she has make-up on!
    *** wiping vomit off my keyboard ***

  11. saskatoon

    steven tyler without a scarf

  12. Nonono Janice… you’re a SPERM bank

  13. clever…she had a credit card skimmer installed in her lips.

  14. “Okay…I’ve put my money where my mouth is. Now what?”

  15. Well, back at her old job she had to bite the nuggets to make sure they were real. More than a few times she screamed out, “fiddle sticks, I was hornswoggled.”

  16. EricLr

    Whoever sold her that shirt should be drawn and quartered right next to the guy who sold Amanda Bynes her car.

  17. Cock Dr

    I’m thinking meth….lots and lots of meth.
    Or a severe fire accident…but we would have heard about that right?

  18. A zombie ATM? Ten points for originality, negative several million for execution

  19. Ira McMurray

    Deflation of the penis is imminent after observing this photograph

  20. colt13

    Sandra Bernhard is looking good.

  21. Matt

    You eyeballing me, boy?

  22. She knew her time was up and Lara Flynn Boyle expected the face back for this evening. There would be consequences.

  23. Carolyn

    Everybody hurts.

  24. EZ-B

    I always wondered what the dead girl from “The Ring” was doing now.

  25. journalschism

    Honestly, that’s best I’ve ever seen her look in this decade.

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