Weird. I thought people used to bite gold coins to tell if they were real, not credit cards.
She is just sucking that last little bit of coke left on the card.
There are so many things going on here I dont even know what to say
Om nom nom…money
GAHHH! that actually frightened me.
please be sure to remove any coke dust from card edge before swiping.
This here is my bus card!!! I done licked it and it’s mine!
If you keep eating your credit card, you’re not going to be hungry for lunch.
I never imagined I would see stretched out boob flesh that was hanging an implant by a few collagen fibers today. I was HORRIBLY wrong.
Desperately trying to put more money into her lips.
Aww, too bad about this unflattering pic… she’s usually so young and vibrant and pretty when she has make-up on!
*** wiping vomit off my keyboard ***
steven tyler without a scarf
Nonono Janice… you’re a SPERM bank
clever…she had a credit card skimmer installed in her lips.
“Okay…I’ve put my money where my mouth is. Now what?”
Well, back at her old job she had to bite the nuggets to make sure they were real. More than a few times she screamed out, “fiddle sticks, I was hornswoggled.”
Whoever sold her that shirt should be drawn and quartered right next to the guy who sold Amanda Bynes her car.
I’m thinking meth….lots and lots of meth.
Or a severe fire accident…but we would have heard about that right?
A zombie ATM? Ten points for originality, negative several million for execution
Deflation of the penis is imminent after observing this photograph
Sandra Bernhard is looking good.
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