1. The Royal Penis

    Look at the size of the turd that fell out of her ass!

  2. Shoebacca

    Get the ladder! Kanye got stuck all up in that again.

  3. Dave

    “No problem. I used to do this stuff when I grew up on the farm. Sometimes you just gotta reach right in and pull the calf out by the legs. I got this!”

  4. Mr. Poop

    Is that ladder made out of adamantium?

  5. Moo Cow Hunter

    Guy is covering her ass not to protect her dignity (suppressed laughter in background) but to protect his eyes to one day see his yet unborn child.

  6. Phoenix

    Diaper commercial?

  7. MegP

    The intelligence of cows never ceases to amaze me. Climbing a ladder? Wow.

    MOO.

  8. hijkmno

    good girl…finally found something to wear that fits.

  9. You know you’re done when even black dudes don’t wanna sneak a peak at yer ass.

  10. Science is amazing. How did they manage to fit a hot air balloon in such a small space?

  11. “I have to take a dump and I didn’t wear my depends… BERNARD! Get over here and hold my dress.”

  12. tlmck

    The spotter is looking away to keep from throwing up..

  13. “Damn, you made it down the ladder safely. Okay, now for our NEXT photo, I want you to stand in this pit full of vipers…”

  14. True story: If you walk under a ladder a piano will fall on you. A white one.

  15. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/26/eat-more-chicken-340_680.jpg[/img]

    Moo.

  16. Oh, the humanity.

  17. saskatoon

    and the black man was never heard from again.

  18. These QVC commercials for the “little giant” ladders just got REAL.

  19. Josephus

    In every photo like this, there’s a black man saying it all by getting his affairs in order and making peace with his maker.

  20. Cock Dr

    MOO

  21. caley

    A gold dubloon for the first man who first spies the white whale!

  22. That’s like standing on a sidewalk under a dangling piano.

  23. Seriously?!

    This is why they say it is bad luck to walk under a ladder.

  24. Bigalkie

    Publicist: Let’s do something really outrageous!
    Pimp Mamma Kris: What?
    Publicist: We’ll get your super fat, uncoordinated, un-athletic, goat looking daughter to do something that would seem almost impossible given her multiple genetic mutations.
    Pimp Mamma Kris: Go For It!
    Publicist: This is gonna be huge!

  25. EricLr

    Careful! Any farther and you’ll be over her event horizon, from which your hand (and even light itself) can’t escape.

  26. Ruth

    All these shoots, but they keep missing. It’s a large target, I could hit it. With one eye closed. Get your act together.

  27. yourmom

    If she would MOVE her FAT ASS, I could see the elaborate pulley system they using to hoist her up. You know, in case I want a grand piano on my rooftop.

  28. Bonky

    She even has someone to check if her diaper is full ?

  29. Guy Entass

    Bed Sheets: one size fits most

  30. What’s the ladder made from? Adamantium?

  31. So cows can’t walk down stairs but they can descend a ladder???

  32. Ira McMurray

    Avert your eyes from the gaping chasm !!!

  33. “Help! Somebody strap a board to my ass!”

  34. What an idiot

    What a fatassed whore..

  35. Josie

    wow her booty is huge!!

  36. nutterbutter

    Ah classic experiment – there is probably a feather up there too.

  37. Is he giving her the *shocker* to make her go up or come down?

  38. MichelleK

    Kim K Superstar 2: If The Fist Fits…

  39. continu

    After 3 years Balloon Boy’s dad tries to get another ’15 minutes’ exploiting his son Falcon

  40. I wonder if that guy’s name is Atlas

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/27/kveus2160s-340_510.jpg[/img]

  41. They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. This one… oh I’d say 10,453 words exactly.

  42. ceeli

    You have to be in pretty good condition to climb a ladder in stilettos… but it’s still really stupid. Talk about all kinds of potential for injury, can’t believe her handlers put her in that situation. Other than that… the dude behind her probably wouldn’t be of any use at all trying to catch her or break her fall. All in all, pretty ignorant thing to do. At least she took the heels off to climb down.

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