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  1. Dave

    All jokes aside, she’s not quite ready for the knacker’s yard yet.

  2. SIN

    DAMN!! That is one ugly woman.

  3. Deacon Jones

    “At my signal, unleash hell.”

  4. When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.

  5. Phoenix

    Gun show.

  6. catapostrophe

    That’s a fancy bridle.

  7. MegP

    A horse and a cow today? Reminds me of my days on the farm!

    Nayyyyyyyyy

  8. Moo Cow Hunter

    I feel violated just from the camera being so close to her.

  9. Helen of Troy

    The face that sank a thousand ships…

  10. You have to admit, Basil, she is a bit “mannish.”

  11. tlmck

    Is that black thing the tiny air hose used for inflating her boobs?

  12. Johnny P!

    “If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you”
    -F. Nietzsche
    In other words, don’t look at her armpits for too long.

  13. “And as you can see, bench pressing my head has kept me in excellent shape!”

  14. She was the Gala’s mane attraction.

  15. I think Madonna looks better as a blonde.

  16. Is she the mane attraction?

  17. EricLr

    It feels so good to get out of the yoke every now and then.

  18. Cock Dr

    This is not a woman who I want to see in the Beyonce patented armpit reveal pose.

  19. Sven Golly

    There’s one actress who never wants to hear the expression “break a leg.”

  20. neo

    THE INCREDIBLE MR. ED

  21. Dress is made from ribbon. The kind they give you when you win a race.

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  23. squishy

    I’m certain that horses would protest the reference to their species if they could, but unfortunately they have neighhhhhh say in it!

  24. Eustace Haney

    Halloween isn’t for a few days yet . Why is she dressed up and made up so scary ?

  25. Ira McMurray

    Now imagine her without makeup at 6 in the morning !

  26. Number 2

    Easter Island head

  27. Fred Ziffel

    scares the heterosexuality out of men on command

  28. heehaw

    What’s the appropriate idiom for ‘beating a live horse’?

  29. Stuart Terwilicker

    If you were getting head from her , staring at her face would guarantee imminent penis deflation

  30. John Riley

    Certain parts of this photo are so sharp they scratched my screen.

  31. Louis Prendergast

    ow I know why her babies needed a surrogate . Her husband couldn’t come while fucking her

  32. May we take your Picture, Ms. Parker?…. stomp once for yes and twice for no…

  33. MegP

    She really shouldn’t live in New York. When her kids were young, I bet they were kicked by those horses on a carriage A LOT, running up to them thinking they were mommy

  34. Kelly

    The most troubling part for me is that the was the hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What the fuck were we thinking? And why is Thackery Binx on NCIS?

  35. Amok! Amok! Amok!

  36. Broderick

    Seriously: what event in Matthew Broderick’s childhood warped his mind to such a extent that he finds comfort in the company of a woman with a face that resembles a dog’s ass wearing a hat?

  37. Its Me

    A woman called horse!

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