All jokes aside, she’s not quite ready for the knacker’s yard yet.
No, she’s ready for the glue factory
DAMN!! That is one ugly woman.
Fast, though. She wins every race by a nose.
Geezus! I’ll bet even her kids couldn’t tell them apart.
That’s why they never asked Daddy to get them a pony.
“At my signal, unleash hell.”
When I think of her, I actually first think of her incredibly attractive/cute turn in LA Story with Steve Martin. Then she coldly encircles that memory with wiry biceps and chokes the living hell out of it.
That’s a fancy bridle.
A horse and a cow today? Reminds me of my days on the farm!
I feel violated just from the camera being so close to her.
The face that sank a thousand ships…
You have to admit, Basil, she is a bit “mannish.”
Is that black thing the tiny air hose used for inflating her boobs?
“If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you”
In other words, don’t look at her armpits for too long.
“And as you can see, bench pressing my head has kept me in excellent shape!”
She was the Gala’s mane attraction.
I think Madonna looks better as a blonde.
Is she the mane attraction?
It feels so good to get out of the yoke every now and then.
This is not a woman who I want to see in the Beyonce patented armpit reveal pose.
There’s one actress who never wants to hear the expression “break a leg.”
THE INCREDIBLE MR. ED
Dress is made from ribbon. The kind they give you when you win a race.
I’m certain that horses would protest the reference to their species if they could, but unfortunately they have neighhhhhh say in it!
Halloween isn’t for a few days yet . Why is she dressed up and made up so scary ?
Now imagine her without makeup at 6 in the morning !
Easter Island head
scares the heterosexuality out of men on command
What’s the appropriate idiom for ‘beating a live horse’?
If you were getting head from her , staring at her face would guarantee imminent penis deflation
Certain parts of this photo are so sharp they scratched my screen.
ow I know why her babies needed a surrogate . Her husband couldn’t come while fucking her
May we take your Picture, Ms. Parker?…. stomp once for yes and twice for no…
She really shouldn’t live in New York. When her kids were young, I bet they were kicked by those horses on a carriage A LOT, running up to them thinking they were mommy
The most troubling part for me is that the was the hot witch in Hocus Pocus. What the fuck were we thinking? And why is Thackery Binx on NCIS?
Amok! Amok! Amok!
Seriously: what event in Matthew Broderick’s childhood warped his mind to such a extent that he finds comfort in the company of a woman with a face that resembles a dog’s ass wearing a hat?
A woman called horse!
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the 2012 Night Of Stars gala hosted by The Fashion Group International Inc in New York City. (October 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News