Maria Shriver in Los Angeles. (October 25, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Who knew that sucking the life force out of orphan children would leave an aftertaste?
Savoring some residual Ahhnuld
Now, if only she had done that more often…
When the holiday falls in the middle of the week, the ghouls choose to come out the weekend before Halloween.
Just after this picture was taken, her tongue shot out and then back in again, faster than the eye could follow, bringing with it a fly from the inside of the windshield. Nom nom.
Great, I just got over my terrifying nightmares of getting married. Now this!
It’s like her face is shitting out her tongue.
Nope. I see absolutely no reason why her millionaire husband banged 3s and 4s all those years. I can’t see how this would have warped his sense of what is beautiful at all. That’s just sexy right there.
Why, of why did Arnold cheat on her?
It shall always remain a mystery…
She looks like my grandma when she forgets to put in her dentures.
Emperor Palpatine going for ice cream.
“How is it that whenever I hear that He-Man is in downtown Eternia, the traffic is so bad I can’t get to him for at least 2 hours. I’m Skeletor, damn it!! Move it or lose it!”
Eating pinky mice for lunch.
It looks like her entire body is being sucked into a vortex localized entirely in her own mouth.
It’s tough trying to get the taste of Mexican out of your mouth.
It’s kind of funny to picture that tongue as her lower lip.
She does a great impression of a turtle.
Wow, it must be easy to get a license in L.A., even Skelator can get one!
A face to put on a warning label. For just about anything.
planet of the apes
Nice to see Michael Jackson finally getting some sun.
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