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  1. Dave

    “Your nose is-a troppo grande!”

  2. “Ima sorry Mister Brody but you phone is nice but your nose is sooo big…”

  3. Deacon Jones

    “After I won an Academy Award? Oh, random things, here and there, you know….I shot that Heineken commercial last year, that was pretty fun….”

    “……………..”

  4. FattyMcGee

    “Dude, you have got to be shittin’ me.”
    “No, for reals. See? Right here on IMDB, I DID win an Oscar”

  5. “Yeah, I said Juventus kicks Roma’s ass all the livelong day, but I didn’t mean for you to take it personally.”

  6. YAAR

    “So that thing is real? Not a prop? You sure?”

  7. jorge

    you don’t say?

  8. “…Then you shoot the bird towards the structure and try to knock it down! And that’s what I’ve been doing since I won the Oscar.”

  9. “You keep staring at it and see if anything comes out while I Google it… how… to… remove… pigeon… oops pigeons… from…”

  10. Cock Dr

    Yeah…I can’t believe the size of it either.

  11. Josephus

    Has anyone ever had a coke nail already on their nose?

  12. Bigalkie

    ” And here, is a picture of me fucking your mother”.

  13. 1NDUN

    “Damn Gonzo, can you play piano with that thing?”

  14. Biff

    You talkin to MEEE??

  15. Fred Ziffel

    Dude , you could hook fish with that thing!

  16. helmut

    “Nice to beak you… meet you. Nice to meet you, Beak. Don’t say beak. I said beak.”

  17. CarpeJugulum

    Looks like they are reenacting that scene from Roxanne where Chris meets CD for the first time. “They said it was big, but I didn’t expect to be BIG”

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