1. The Royal Penis

    Orange and pink are two colors that should never go together. Someone needs some fashion help.

  2. Shoebacca

    Oompa Loompa Doopity Dee! Please please please pay attention to ME!

  3. Moo Cow Hunter

    Tell Justin I thought it was hilarious!

  4. Animal

    Hailing the last train to Doucheville.

  5. FattyMcGee

    The Donald hits the streets, making his $5 million the hard way, one sweet trick at a time.

  6. Phoenix

    …Looking for Kyle.

  7. MegP

    He needs to put his money where his mouth is- literally- and let Colbert dip his testicles in his mouth. I mean, it’s for charity.

  8. “Made in China?”

  9. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Alright who wants an autgraph here? I’ve got a pen ready, best ben in the world right here, solid gold point with my name on the side. Hey, where’s everybody going?

  10. Johnny P!

    Go back to Kenya, Trump!

  11. EricLr

    I needz to see all of youz birth certificates, right now….

  12. Contusion

    Any media outlet that covers anything this guy has to say in the future should have all credentials as a legitimate news organization taken away permanently.

  13. This man is a complete piece of shit. Who the hell does he think he is trying to blackmail the POTUS? He’s an attention whore plain and simple, bringing up this birther shit so close to the election.

    On the other hand, thanks for handing Obama the election, he didn’t need your help, but it sure as hell is appreciated.

  14. Ruth

    Practicing for Colbert.

  15. yourmom

    Wait a minute…. did he get his hair done??

  16. “Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?”

  17. Urvag

    Enough with the apprentice. This dude should fire his wig man, tanning salon, makeup artist, publicist….

  18. I’ll donate $5 to any charity of Trump’s choice if he can show me he’s a “billionaire”. FYI, holdings of comb-gel and tanning spray does not count toward net worth.

  19. just; I hate this fucking guy, there are no word combinations possible to describe his unmitigated worthlessness. But hey I enjoy it; loudmouthed, chickenshit, lying pus bag, fucktarded dickless whoremongering , cocksucking is too good a word, piece of shit, comb-over orange haired, attention addicted mother fucker.

  20. Josie

    what a fuckin idiot

  21. tlmck

    “I are too smart!”

  22. Hey Romney, easy on the bronzer!

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