Promise to keep your pencil away from me, deal?

I suppose holding a dog makes Usher the woman in this relationship. Unless he was just ordered to take the dog for a walk…

More like “Penises of Promise”

Time has been kind to Stephen Hawking.

He has the red shoes and ToTo… no doubt he’s fan of Dorothy.

Looks like Bieber’s been replaced. Not sure by whom, though.

I have to be honest, I can’t see why these gay rumours persist. He. Is. GAAAAAAAYYYYYY. Seriously. If this guy were any more flaming the Fire Marshal would have showed up and shut the place down.

Not pictured: Justin Bieber gargling Usher’s balls.

FYI, your penis reeks of Bieber.

Evidently a gerbil can no longer satisfy Mr. Usher.

I guess once you’ve been at it for so long, a gerbil just doesn’t do the trick anymore.

A Pencils of Promise event featuring two Pencil Dicks.

I’m rich, so it’s totally cool if I tote around a dog as an accessory even though you cannot.

Wow, he really is gay….all this time I thought you were joking.

…and if you come with me I’ll show you my van full of puppies.

Usher: “Let Stephen Colbert know that if Donald Trump doesn’t take him up on the offer, maybe I could help out.”

This photo is screaming heterosexuality.

Ushering in a new age of posterior.

The dog is great, the men, not so much.

When did Usher come out?

Who’s fudgepacking who ?

Boys , get a room !

This photo has everything the GOP is against – gays, blacks and bitches

Awww dat doggy is cute

That puppy seems very uncomfortable about the slumber party that’s just been planned…

They were excited until they found out it wasn’t the “Penis of Promise Gala”