“Dont even act like you like pussy..”
Wow! How do you get your farts to smell like potpourri? Mine don’t stink at all!
I’m SO glad you asked!
He is looking straight past her ass, that is all I needed to know about him and confirm all my suspicions.
I see they finally challenged each other to see who has the loosest asshole….
Mario’s watching the delivery truck pull up with his 24-foot high flagpole.
It’s the old ‘are you gay’ test – the closer you can put your face to Maria Menounos’ ass without biting it, the more likely you are in fact gay. I think the benchmark is anything closer than 10 feet without full on biting, you’re hopelessly gay.
“Diet coke break?”
“Diet coke break.”
After the 15th take, everyone was looking a little frazzled. The director decided to give it one more shot. “Let’s try this one more time. That’s right mario we’re going to ease you into this. Start with what you know. Start with the her, I mean his ass. If you get nervous just take a breath, close your eyes, and think back to when you used to play grab ass with Dustin Diamond on the set of Saved by the Bell. You can do this!”
Wait, that’s Mario Lopez? For a second, I thought it was Wilmer Valderrama teaching a girls gym class.
that’s exactly what I would do. go in for a taste. And here I thought the man was gay.
Jon Hamm is where?
Get your arse out of the way. I’m trying to get a gander at that fellow’s cockerson.
“What did you say? Lawrence Kasdan is writing Episode VII now? Suuuweeeet!”
Mario…. your trying to hard…. seriously.
You’re not trying hard enough, Poindexter.
lame reply is lame
“So…you call that an ass? What’s it for on a woman?”
I’d go in for a closer look, too.
Even as a Gay Man, Mario Lopez would rather stare ate Maria’s ass, then look to his right at Rhea Perlman’s fugliness.
Orlando Bloom’s walking past.
He’s looking right past her ass. WTF dude? I’d be blatantly staring at it, trying with all my might not to bury my face in there on camera.
and to this day, he’s still looking for his quarter…
‘Wait whaa….is Paris eating that guy?’
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