That reminds me… I’m out of pancake mix. And cubic zirconia.
Her breasts seem a little sleepy. There are undergarments that can reliably help with this problem.
Shh. Don’t tell her that.
So… does she not have a nose? Or did she put on so much make up, it ate her nose?
that dress is the equivalent of a Jonah Hill wearing a half shirt and letting his gut sag over his belt. So why is THAT disgusting, but this gives me a boner?
hah! didn’t expect that, did ya? Saggy titties make me horney!
Ahhhhh her boobs are depressed.
“What this? It’s my wedding ring. Oh, not my ring? The shiny flat thing? I don’t understand the question.”
“I might have droopy little titties but I have a fucking nice ring. See?”
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Cara Santana at the Who What Wear and Cadillac 50 Most Stylish Stars of 2013 event in Los Angeles. (October 24, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN