1. That reminds me… I’m out of pancake mix. And cubic zirconia.

  2. Cock Dr

    Her breasts seem a little sleepy. There are undergarments that can reliably help with this problem.

  3. Dox

    So… does she not have a nose? Or did she put on so much make up, it ate her nose?

  4. that dress is the equivalent of a Jonah Hill wearing a half shirt and letting his gut sag over his belt. So why is THAT disgusting, but this gives me a boner?

    hah! didn’t expect that, did ya? Saggy titties make me horney!

  5. Ahhhhh her boobs are depressed.

  6. fred

    “What this? It’s my wedding ring. Oh, not my ring? The shiny flat thing? I don’t understand the question.”

  7. Little Tongue

    “I might have droopy little titties but I have a fucking nice ring. See?”

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