Snorting you dad’s ashes: not even once.
Keith was completely bored with interviews by 1970 and has been amusing himself ever since by telling outrageous fibs to interviewers… The ashes story falls in that category. I don’t doubt that he’s done some crazy shit but his memory of actual events is likely a tad hazy.
If you listen carefully you can hear his hip breaking.
Looks like even his watch gave up keeping time…
He laughed so hard, he pissed his bag.
I’d love to give Tosh 10 seconds on the clock and see what he could come up with for this one.
You’re a dick. Peter Tosh has been dead for 25 years.
To be fair, so has Keith Richards, and that hasn’t stopped him.
Didn’t they wrap mummies AFTER death?
Some say Salk’s polio vaccine was man’s greatest achievement in medicine, I say that fact that Keith Richards is alive at 68 is right up there
Take a good, long look, Steven Tyler. Do you want to…end…up…like…Take a good, long look at a picture of Steven Tyler, Mr. Richards, do you want to end up like that?
“And next stop on the Denture Adventure retirement tours….”
Keith is such a healthy yellow color this year.
Blah, blah, blah. He wrote Exile on Main Street and you didn’t. I love this man.
Drugs are bad, m’kay?
His durability is impressive.
Who says cocaine is bad for you?
Looks like is turban is coming unwound.
Keef. The clock may be broken, but he takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
“In life I was your partner Jacob Marley…”
Not shown:his walker with tennis balls on the front.
His only comment after the movie was…”I liked that band’s music…whoever they are.”
Holy shit! He STILL doesn’t realize he’s dead???
Live from the set of The Walking Dead.
“I had doffed a green twisty bit, but some poof nicked it.”
So, is Keith playing Johnny Depp’s father in “The Lone Ranger”, too?
Really? You are all so clever with the old man jokes. Wherever do you come up with them?
In 100 million years, it’ll be his corpse that the aliens find preserved to perfection deep in the geological strata. Poor things are going to draw so many wrong conclusions about mankind as a result, and all ultimately because of the influence of rock music. How fitting.
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Keith Richards at a gala screening of The Rolling Stones: Crossfire Hurricane during The BFI London Film Festival. (October 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN