where is that guys hand?

“There’s . . . an . . . OPEN BAR!?!?!?!

She’s showing off her money shot face and he’s like…”must …not ..look.”

(wait a second….she’s actually laughing at my anal sex joke…?)

Baby bird is hungry!

Once again, Abagail Spencer demonstrates her famous orgasmic high note.

Now he knows how Aniston felt.

Jon Hamm’s dong is that big?!

OH! No wonder they call it “The Shocker.”

His looks have improved from earlier this year. Seriously thought he was about to die there for a while.

300 (grams of meth will do that for ya.)

Thank god he finally cut his hair.

Just saw a portable toilet, and his plans for the evening changed instantly.

He looks like the love child of Jeremy Renner and the Situation in this pic.

Just saw a Basilisk. And by Basilisk I mean Jon Hamm’s penis.

Poor guy, he just realized the homoerotic undertones in 300, all at once.

As they announced his film history over the intercom, Gerard Butler suddenly realized what a waste his life had been, and Abagail Spencer just coudn’t stop laughing!

The back of her throat has a million dick-dents.

Someone called him Russell Crowe.