superficial

  1. where is that guys hand?

  2. Joe

    “There’s . . . an . . . OPEN BAR!?!?!?!

  3. She’s showing off her money shot face and he’s like…”must …not ..look.”

  4. Deacon Jones

    (wait a second….she’s actually laughing at my anal sex joke…?)

  5. Baby bird is hungry!

  6. EricLr

    Once again, Abagail Spencer demonstrates her famous orgasmic high note.

  7. Now he knows how Aniston felt.

  8. DontNotNope

    Jon Hamm’s dong is that big?!

  9. George P Burdell

    OH! No wonder they call it “The Shocker.”

  10. Cock Dr

    His looks have improved from earlier this year. Seriously thought he was about to die there for a while.

  11. 300 (grams of meth will do that for ya.)

  12. Jade

    Thank god he finally cut his hair.

  13. Johnny P!

    Just saw a portable toilet, and his plans for the evening changed instantly.

  14. He looks like the love child of Jeremy Renner and the Situation in this pic.

  15. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Just saw a Basilisk. And by Basilisk I mean Jon Hamm’s penis.

  16. rantatonne

    Poor guy, he just realized the homoerotic undertones in 300, all at once.

  17. As they announced his film history over the intercom, Gerard Butler suddenly realized what a waste his life had been, and Abagail Spencer just coudn’t stop laughing!

  18. Jeff

    The back of her throat has a million dick-dents.

  19. Bionic_Crouton

    Someone called him Russell Crowe.

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