These are the voyages of the your ass out of this ballpark, bub!

Whoring out The Cathedral for some asinine commercial…best thing to happen in the paaaark since July, 2011 (hangs head in shame).

That guy better leave or Kirk will blast him with a cannon made out a piece of bamboo and some explosive rocks.

“Shatner, I’m the pitcher, you’re the catcher, and when you turn around I do THIS…”

Needs more Enrico Pollazo.

Holla! What! Okaaay!

Ah, the Classic “Who’s on First?” bit, only 3 hours long because one of the players actually has Alzheimer’s.

“KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN…I mean, OUTTTTTTTTTTTT!”

“The YMCA? It’s over there!”

You’re fuckin’ out!

“Listen jerkass, I have a starship up there. Now get the hell off the field or I’ll phaser your dick off and beam it into Sulu’s butthole”

It’s about time Brian Evans did something that put him out there. This was genius, and Kirk as the home plate umpire? PRICELESS!

WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA !!!!!

Which one needs the snickers?

Any one of them could’ve managed the Sox better than that boob Valentine did this season.