1. Joe

    Depp was unavailable?

  2. BigOkie

    Your move, Russel Brand and Steven Tyler…

  3. This guy makes my cookies.

  4. Oscar

    This doesn’t need a caption, just looking at it is enough

  5. You could add Roddy McDowall’s Bookworm to David Wayne’s Mad Hatter to get twice the gay…and it would still not be as gay as this.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Something tells me he’s carrying a lot of emotional pain with him.

    Deep, deep, emotional pain.

  7. EricLr

    I don’t not like vagina and spam. I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.

  8. And I thought nightmares about The Child Catcher from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” when I was a kid were bad…this thing in the picture makes him look like Brooklyn Decker.

  9. If that hat was brown he’d look like something I flushed this morning.

  10. Give it up Mr. Depp. Now it’s like you’re trying really hard to be weird!

  11. wanker

    Shat in the hat.

  12. Radadoon

    A swirl top hat, eye liner and a plastic mole to boot… what else could I possibly do to make me look gayer…. hmmmm got it – a feather boa and Sally Jessie Raphael glasses. Yes, that will do just fine!

  13. DeucePickle

    I’m having trouble remembering one other movie she’s been in besides Blue Lagoon.

  14. What the Mad Hatter would look like if Lewis Carroll was meth head.

  15. Scat in my Hat

  16. Josephus

    The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Pluggins

  17. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Guy was crushed when he found out “Bergdorf Goodman” was not a Harry Potter character.

  18. Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it wi…you know what? Nevermind.

  19. who/what is this??

  20. Fingerogd

    His hat looks like something my dog leaves on the rug.

  21. Of course I’m smiling! I’ve still got me Lucky Charms!

  22. stan

    If I rammed the zoo

  23. stan

    Too many Daves. (actual Seuss title)

    • stan

      Several others, including:
      The shape of me and other stuff
      The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough
      The pocket book of boners (srsly)

  24. If there is no distortion whatsoever from the lenses of your glasses, TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.

  25. Swearin

    Forget Suess, let’s go with another semi-obvious reference:

    Willy Wanker & the Chocolate Sweatshop (as in, all the Oompa L

  26. So that’s what Adam Ant is up to.

  27. It pleases me I have no idea who that is.

  28. no1nNE1

    All homophobia aside, who in their right mind, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation, would want to fuck that?

    Think about it.

  29. bigalkie

    Is that a cry for help?

  30. Holy Shit…can you imagine what he’ll look like on Halloween?

  31. mbcl

    “Why yes I am gay – how did guess ?”

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