Depp was unavailable?
Your move, Russel Brand and Steven Tyler…
This guy makes my cookies.
This doesn’t need a caption, just looking at it is enough
You could add Roddy McDowall’s Bookworm to David Wayne’s Mad Hatter to get twice the gay…and it would still not be as gay as this.
Something tells me he’s carrying a lot of emotional pain with him.
Deep, deep, emotional pain.
I don’t not like vagina and spam. I will not eat them in a house, I will not eat them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere.
And I thought nightmares about The Child Catcher from “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” when I was a kid were bad…this thing in the picture makes him look like Brooklyn Decker.
If that hat was brown he’d look like something I flushed this morning.
Give it up Mr. Depp. Now it’s like you’re trying really hard to be weird!
Shat in the hat.
A swirl top hat, eye liner and a plastic mole to boot… what else could I possibly do to make me look gayer…. hmmmm got it – a feather boa and Sally Jessie Raphael glasses. Yes, that will do just fine!
I’m having trouble remembering one other movie she’s been in besides Blue Lagoon.
Whoaa. Scary and true.
What the Mad Hatter would look like if Lewis Carroll was meth head.
Scat in my Hat
Oh the People You’ll Blow!
Goddammit. You win.
Squirtle my Turtle
Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop, Hop on Pop
Patrick McDonald will you please blow now!
The Spoo-Belly Screeches..
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Pluggins
One Fist, Two Fist, Red Fist, Blue Balls
Pop on Pop
Cocks in Fox
I Had Trouble in Getting Solla to Swallow
Peen Eggs and (Butt)Slams
Guy was crushed when he found out “Bergdorf Goodman” was not a Harry Potter character.
Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it wi…you know what? Nevermind.
who/what is this??
His hat looks like something my dog leaves on the rug.
Of course I’m smiling! I’ve still got me Lucky Charms!
If I rammed the zoo
There’s a cocket in my socket
Horton prefers the sperm
Mr. Brown can screw. Can you?
Hunks in bunches. /
Donkey Punches in bunches.
Oh the things he can drink.
I am NOT going to get up unless it’s gay.
Too many Daves. (actual Seuss title)
Several others, including:
The shape of me and other stuff
The tough coughs as he ploughs the dough
The pocket book of boners (srsly)
If there is no distortion whatsoever from the lenses of your glasses, TAKE THEM THE FUCK OFF.
Forget Suess, let’s go with another semi-obvious reference:
Willy Wanker & the Chocolate Sweatshop (as in, all the Oompa L
Loompas are all big, sweaty, naked black men)…sigh, I hate typing on an iPhone
So that’s what Adam Ant is up to.
It pleases me I have no idea who that is.
All homophobia aside, who in their right mind, regardless of their gender or sexual orientation, would want to fuck that?
Think about it.
Is that a cry for help?
it seems more like begging for a solid punch to the face.
Penn Badgley’s on his way over to kick it’s ass.
Holy Shit…can you imagine what he’ll look like on Halloween?
“Why yes I am gay – how did guess ?”
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Patrick McDonald at the Bergdorf Goodman 111th Anniversary at the Plaza Hotel in New York City. (October 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN