superficial

  1. Arlene

    “Come play with us. Forever, and ever, and ever.”

  2. These girls save photoshoppers time by needing only one shared thought bubble above them, and it only has to say, “I loathe you.”

  3. I would love to see a sex tape leak from them… Just to take them off their high horse…

  4. EricLr

    Come play with us, Heath…….forever….and ever….and ever.

  5. I’ll have sex with the happy one.

  6. Their curse? At any given moment, one of them is thinking about Full House.

  7. Little known fact: When you get rhinoplasty, and you have a twin, don’t take pictures together.

  8. Apparently Mary-Kate is Ashley’s ‘picture of Dorian Gray.’

  9. Jade

    Two identical twins, and one looks youthful while the other looks geriatric.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s rare that you see women who look rapey.

    Remember these in case they ask you to go home with them…
    - I have an early meeting
    - Whoa, look at the time
    - I hear someone calling my name down the street
    - No thanks, Amanda Bynes is giving me a ride home

  11. Mary-Kate just spotted someone in the crowd that she wants to murder and I just popped a boner for Mary-Kate.

  12. Allison Wunderlan

    No, I’M anorexic. She’s the one that killed Heath. Get it right.

  13. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Unfortunately, the lost triplet was missing and couldn’t face directly into the camera, thus completing the axis of evil.

  14. You got it, dude! “It” being an eating disorder.

  15. CK

    Do these two EVER look TOWARDS each other in a picture? I always see this shot as them rolling their eyes at each other.

  16. “I’m a little bit Cunt-y, and I’m a little bit…”

  17. Martina

    looks like Ashley just got out of rehab

  18. bigalkie

    They are being celebrated for the innovation of ” looking weird”.

  19. mbcl

    When 1977 meets 1877.

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