Nice porn stache Jack Black.

Nothin’ to see here brother… Just the Hulk in disguise…

I think it’s awesome that he took off all that weight just to play the role of Don Mattingly.

Looks like they’re finally making that Jesse Ventura biopic everyone has been waiting for.

His transformation from an actor to a grizzled, corrupt, middle-aged cop happened so slowly that we hardly noticed at first.

Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It’s not a schooner… it’s a Sailboat.

Magnum P.I.E.

1980′s Pete Rose.

He’s trying out his newly upgraded scientology powers. It only cost him 200 grand!

Ermahgerd! It’s Mergnam!

Boy Meets Nuts

Earl finally let him have the mustache.

Damn, Alex Karras isn’t even cold yet and they already have his movie going?!

Magnum P.I.: The Trailer Park Years

“Cody, Guy. Let’s get to work!”

Curse you, Mark Ruffalo! That’s two years of body shaping right down the drain!

Unfortunately, his TV series, “My Name is the Other Guy,” failed to get greenlighted.

No way anyone named a Slurpee will ever look tough.

Cro-Magnon- P.I.

Keith Stone is promoting the new Keystone HGH beer…always smooth.

Kirk Gibson.