Liam Neeson and Olivia Wilde on the set of The Third Person in Rome. (October 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
“You get love? Tune in Tokyo, right? It’s like your breasts are radio knobs.”
“and then, I grabbed her tits like this…”
I think Frank Costanza is more subtle.
…so,…so then, I switched to my Barrett rifle and got two head shots, but then this fucking noob hit me with a grenade launcher and I missed my 20 kill streak”
Did I ever tell you about how I first met Helen Mirren?
“Oh Olivia, I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for sex, I can tell you I don’t have a condom. But what I do have is a very large penis; a penis I have had for a very long career. A penis that makes me a nightmare for little people like you. If you let me have sex with you now, that’ll be the end of you. I will not revive you after, I will not take you to the hospital. I don’t have to look for you, I have found you, and I will kill you.”
Hahahahahaha! Good lord.
Yep, let’s do it.
“So I was thinking I would come up to your chest and be all like…
…but I’m open to suggestions.”
“Now listen carefully. Your breasts are going to be taken.”
I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But whatTHRILLLLLERRRRRRRRR THRILL THE NIGHTTTTT.
My particular set of skills involves grabbing breasts .. just like this!
“So I grabbed her tits like this you see, and then she hit that tree.”
Already taking a visual measure of how big her boobs are? I’d say he’s got the size about right.
I have a very particular set of skills… Most people think it has something to do with breasts, but no, I can set a shower at the perfect temperature the first time EVERY TIME!
Now how about you stand in front of me and I’ll teach you these skills I have?
In this scene, they’re gonna grab ya and TAKE ya! LIke this! See?
So I call this move “Clash of the Titans”, and let me tell you the women love it. From there I usually segue into a “Schindler’s Fist”.
Did someone get an overdose of botox and anti-anti-aging cream? What the hell happened to Ms. Wilde?
The young Ms Wilde, silently wonders how long she must politely listen to this drunken old man, who her father said was “somebody famous.”
You’re THIS much of a catty bitch!
Sex Panther! 60% of the time, it works 100%.
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