1. Bonky

    Bountiful Breasts.

    .. that’s all I got. Too distracted to think.

  2. It’s going to be real awkward when you has to use that bedpan.

  3. BigOkie

    Private Jack Daniels tasting party?

    I’m going to invite Kate Upton and Sophia Vergara to a private ether sniffing party. Should be awesome… for me at least.

  4. Deacon Jones

    Finally, someone got a Scotch tasting right….pour them right down her cleavage

  5. Christina! Christina! How many bottles are you hiding under there???

  6. EricLr

    I’m pretty sure someone just told her it was a tasting to get her drunk.

  7. Kahlua and milk works, so why not Johnny Walker?

  8. Attendee: Knock knock.
    Christina: Who’s there?
    Attendee: Johnny Walker
    Christina: Johnny Walker who?
    Attendee: Show me your tits.
    Christina: Get him out of here.
    Waiter: But madam, that IS Johnny Walker.

  9. EricLr

    The 5th annual Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting

    To be followed by the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Vomitfest and the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Bathroom Date Rapeathon.

  10. I get it! Laughing makes your boobs gignormous!

  11. Cock Dr

    Not a genuine ginger, but we’ll let her into the clubhouse when she’s wearing that sort of top.

  12. Her tits just told her a zinger!

  13. Glad to see she’s familiar with the drink I’m gonna put the roofie in.

  14. Holy crap, I was invited to this and didn’t go. Why the eff wouldn’t they mention she was going?!?! DAMMIT.

  15. Johnny P!

    The Private Whiskey Tasting was quickly shut down after Christina offered to let the other guests drink whiskey from her bra cups, and everyone got so shit-faced they couldn’t walk…

  16. LilDeuceDeuce

    Christina unveils her new custom label, “Johnnie Walker Titsky Whiskey.”

  17. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Hahahahaha! I wasn’t with Prince William and his black friends but I thought I’d join in as well…

  18. pavement_smear

    When consuming alcohol, hydration is important. This is just responsible drinking, folks – 2 small shots, followed by 2 big jugs.

  19. Gary Grant

    “Full Figure this MOFO”

  20. She’s laughing, and you’re still not that funny.That means you’re a half a bottle away from your best night ever !

  21. lawn

    It’s scotch, so the word is *whisky. Another word that leaps to mind is “juggalicious.”

  22. Butch

    Freshn’ ya drink, Govna’?

  23. Why yes, my hair AND my teeth are their original color.

  24. Carol Ann Can

    She’s tasted a lot of privates.

  25. neo

    This is how it starts – ask Bridgette Nelson.

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