.. that’s all I got. Too distracted to think.
Johnnie Knockers Red..head
It’s going to be real awkward when you has to use that bedpan.
Apparently I write sentences like a cat meme.
Private Jack Daniels tasting party?
I’m going to invite Kate Upton and Sophia Vergara to a private ether sniffing party. Should be awesome… for me at least.
Finally, someone got a Scotch tasting right….pour them right down her cleavage
Christina! Christina! How many bottles are you hiding under there???
I’m pretty sure someone just told her it was a tasting to get her drunk.
Good call EricLr!
Kahlua and milk works, so why not Johnny Walker?
Attendee: Knock knock.
Christina: Who’s there?
Attendee: Johnny Walker
Christina: Johnny Walker who?
Attendee: Show me your tits.
Christina: Get him out of here.
Waiter: But madam, that IS Johnny Walker.
The 5th annual Johnnie Walker Whiskey Tasting
To be followed by the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Vomitfest and the 5th annual Johnnie Walker Bathroom Date Rapeathon.
I get it! Laughing makes your boobs gignormous!
Not a genuine ginger, but we’ll let her into the clubhouse when she’s wearing that sort of top.
She’s been dying it since she was a kid so I say we grandfather her in. By that I mean a furious motorboating.
Her tits just told her a zinger!
Glad to see she’s familiar with the drink I’m gonna put the roofie in.
Holy crap, I was invited to this and didn’t go. Why the eff wouldn’t they mention she was going?!?! DAMMIT.
Why would you not go to a private Johnnie Walker tasting anyway?!
The Private Whiskey Tasting was quickly shut down after Christina offered to let the other guests drink whiskey from her bra cups, and everyone got so shit-faced they couldn’t walk…
Christina unveils her new custom label, “Johnnie Walker Titsky Whiskey.”
Hahahahaha! I wasn’t with Prince William and his black friends but I thought I’d join in as well…
When consuming alcohol, hydration is important. This is just responsible drinking, folks – 2 small shots, followed by 2 big jugs.
“Full Figure this MOFO”
She’s laughing, and you’re still not that funny.That means you’re a half a bottle away from your best night ever !
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