I bet the divorce really sunk in when they realized they wouldn’t be coordinating Halloween costumes.
[Cue dramatic music]
Hey Heidi, please do me a favor. Spin around and say “Can’t touch this!”
Wow those free clothes from project runway don’t seem like such a good idea any more.
Is she wearing Chris Christie’s pants?
Oh so she’s already in Halloween gear?
All black, hm….
This year, I’m a pirate, and seal is a Hummer!
I guess that’s one way to make your neck appear 14 feet long.
she is so lame/insecure. icky
– Lord Vader! What an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
– You may dispense with the pleasantries, minion. I’m here to put a cock back in my pussy.
– I assure you my men are working as fast as they can!
– Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them!
(Cue Imperial March theme)
Project Run Away.
“The Emperor won’t be as forgiving as I am…”
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