superficial

  1. I bet the divorce really sunk in when they realized they wouldn’t be coordinating Halloween costumes.

  2. [Cue dramatic music]

  3. EricLr

    Hey Heidi, please do me a favor. Spin around and say “Can’t touch this!”

  4. Wow those free clothes from project runway don’t seem like such a good idea any more.

  5. Is she wearing Chris Christie’s pants?

  6. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Oh so she’s already in Halloween gear?

  7. Number 2

    All black, hm….

  8. This year, I’m a pirate, and seal is a Hummer!

  9. Joaquin ingles

    I guess that’s one way to make your neck appear 14 feet long.

  10. mariamaher

    she is so lame/insecure. icky

  11. Troll's Nighmare

    - Lord Vader! What an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
    - You may dispense with the pleasantries, minion. I’m here to put a cock back in my pussy.
    - I assure you my men are working as fast as they can!
    - Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them!

    (Cue Imperial March theme)

  12. Bionic_Crouton

    Project Run Away.

  13. “The Emperor won’t be as forgiving as I am…”

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