I bet the divorce really sunk in when they realized they wouldn’t be coordinating Halloween costumes.

[Cue dramatic music]

Hey Heidi, please do me a favor. Spin around and say “Can’t touch this!”

Wow those free clothes from project runway don’t seem like such a good idea any more.

Is she wearing Chris Christie’s pants?

Oh so she’s already in Halloween gear?

All black, hm….

This year, I’m a pirate, and seal is a Hummer!

I guess that’s one way to make your neck appear 14 feet long.

she is so lame/insecure. icky

- Lord Vader! What an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.
- You may dispense with the pleasantries, minion. I’m here to put a cock back in my pussy.
- I assure you my men are working as fast as they can!
- Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them!

(Cue Imperial March theme)

Project Run Away.

“The Emperor won’t be as forgiving as I am…”