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  1. Is there a Spaniard in the commenter crew that can explain this El Hormiguero shit to the rest of us?

    • crb

      I don’t Spanish, but almost every word in the language, especially the ones that sound slangy means either “colorful term for pu**y”, or “old cuckold with goat balls”.

      Stick by that and you can’t go wrong, my friend.

  2. Despite outrageous spending on celebrity endorsements, the “Silly String Beaker” did not meet sales expectations.

  3. Always the helpful one, Tom collects a urine sample from Justin Timberlake.

  4. I…I just can’t tell what I’m seeing here.

  5. MichaelBaysBrain

    I know this game, bro! It’s Spanish Beer Pong. If you get all the midget piss in the jar, you get to chug!

  6. I'mCool

    Seconds later, Professor Farnsworth jumped out of the box with a blue Zoidberg and a gold Bender.

  7. Dox

    “What’s in the BOXXXXX????”

    Sorry… I had a seven moment.

  8. cc

    ‘Okay, the sperm test confirms this guy is ‘The Thing’….hit him with the flamethrower.’

  9. AndySlash

    i see hugh jackman and adrien brody have an adult lovechild.

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