1. Alec, it’s just an expression! No one has ever screwed the pooch!!!!!

  2. To be fair. Mr. Wigglesworth had a BIG breakfast.

  3. (in raspy voice)
    “I call this pose, “Hidden knee, smashes doggy”..”

  4. Their daughter Carmen is a real dog.

  5. My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.

  6. crb

    “Oh GODD! There’s another one of these still jammed in there. Here!, somebody take this one. Poppa’s got a little more work to do.”

  7. Alec, not wanting to hurt his back, wisely lifted using his lower lip, as he had often heard to do.

  8. crb

    Btw, Liev Schrieber would beat the crap outta this guy in a fight.

  9. Eejut

    There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, “The water’s cold” and the other fellar said, “The water’s deep”. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?

  10. Baldwin replaced Gervais on Derek?

  11. Why is he picking on that poor dog? Did it try to take paparazzi photos of him and his family?

  12. Hugh G. Rection

    Yes Master, Igor carry dog.

  13. “Just look away, honey, your daddy’s going to screw my dog again.”

  14. Dox

    It puts the dog in the basket, or It gets the hose again.

  15. Carolyn

    “I di’n't know you’d get killed so easy.” He worked his fingers on the pup’s limp ear. “Maybe George won’t care,” he said.

  16. PROTIP: Be sure to wrap it in duct tape so it doesn’t pop when you penetrate it.

  17. anonymous

    Funny, showing Adam’s dog’s butthole in public is a no-no but his daughter….that’s a different pig.

  18. Vlad

    Come on dog, shit….I SAID SHIT!!!!

  19. They need to take that baby in for a trim. She looks just like a cockapoo.

  20. You Suck

    Animal Farm II?

  21. Alec doesn’t have time so he’s squeezing the shit out of his dog.

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