Alec, it’s just an expression! No one has ever screwed the pooch!!!!!
To be fair. Mr. Wigglesworth had a BIG breakfast.
(in raspy voice)
“I call this pose, “Hidden knee, smashes doggy”..”
Their daughter Carmen is a real dog.
My own little bunny rabbit. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him.
“Oh GODD! There’s another one of these still jammed in there. Here!, somebody take this one. Poppa’s got a little more work to do.”
Alec, not wanting to hurt his back, wisely lifted using his lower lip, as he had often heard to do.
Btw, Liev Schrieber would beat the crap outta this guy in a fight.
Not the dog. -Alec.
There were these two fellars standin’ on a bridge, a-goin’ to the bathroom. One fellar said, “The water’s cold” and the other fellar said, “The water’s deep”. I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
was thinking the same thing, mmmmmhhhmmmmm
Baldwin replaced Gervais on Derek?
Why is he picking on that poor dog? Did it try to take paparazzi photos of him and his family?
Yes Master, Igor carry dog.
“Just look away, honey, your daddy’s going to screw my dog again.”
It puts the dog in the basket, or It gets the hose again.
“I di’n’t know you’d get killed so easy.” He worked his fingers on the pup’s limp ear. “Maybe George won’t care,” he said.
PROTIP: Be sure to wrap it in duct tape so it doesn’t pop when you penetrate it.
Funny, showing Adam’s dog’s butthole in public is a no-no but his daughter….that’s a different pig.
Come on dog, shit….I SAID SHIT!!!!
They need to take that baby in for a trim. She looks just like a cockapoo.
Animal Farm II?
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