superficial

  1. joe

    “I didn’t lose weight everywhere, honey.”

  2. “I sucked Batman off and he loved it…”

  3. EricLR

    I’m sensing a Dazed and Confused reunion 3-way coming soon.

  4. “One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!”

  5. Cock Dr

    McConaughey looks like an anorexic mule.

  6. “Remember when we both used to be good looking?”

  7. “I would love to show you my version of the Mexican hat dance.”

  8. catapostrophe

    “I’m thinkin’ about takin’ a shower. Alright?”

  9. montyB

    I keep gettin older, and they keep stayin the same . . . wait! you look old as fuck. damn peyote

  10. meeps!

    “The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform.”

    [Anybody...?]

  11. Dox

    “My secret? Human Flesh. Very Cleansing.”

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