“I didn’t lose weight everywhere, honey.”
“I sucked Batman off and he loved it…”
“Well, show me a little of that love, too!” she replied.
I’m sensing a Dazed and Confused reunion 3-way coming soon.
“One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!”
McConaughey looks like an anorexic mule.
“Remember when we both used to be good looking?”
“I would love to show you my version of the Mexican hat dance.”
“I’m thinkin’ about takin’ a shower. Alright?”
I keep gettin older, and they keep stayin the same . . . wait! you look old as fuck. damn peyote
“The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the genesis of my lifeform.”
“My secret? Human Flesh. Very Cleansing.”
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Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner at the premiere of 'Dallas Buyers Club' in Beverly Hills. (October 17, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN