This is like trophy wife Tai-Chi.
I thought that’s Ireland Baldwin’s legs
“If I pose like this long enough, some billionaire is sure to come along and ask me out”
“Okay, ladies and gents! Keep your eyes on the water bottle. Momma’s gonna power-queef that li’l fu**er right into the next timezone. Uhhh… -GNNnnnnnnnnnGhh!”
Oh great…now we’re all gonna know what Leann Rimes looks like doing naked yoga.
I see she decided to keep her tampon string under wraps this time.
That is how everyone hails a cab in Beverly Hills.
And this movement we call…. releasing the tuna.
Remember when you made that fishface as a kid by sucking your cheeks past your back teeth that your mom warned you about ‘staying that way’?
It’s always a good idea to stretch before Gerard’s visits.
1. Falls backward and hits head on rock.
2. Is never heard from again.
3. World peace is achieved.
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