superficial

  1. Do it, elephant! She’s a poacher! Do it!

  2. donkeylicks

    I was going to point out that this photo was meant to be an ironic posing in a pseudo-sexual way with something phallic however moments later she did the same pose with the beast’s actual penis.

  3. Inner Retard

    Great. Now elephants will be extinct. Quarantine it while there is a chance.

  4. The first blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s tail, and exclaimed “An elephant is like a snake.”
    The second blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s side, and exclaimed “An elephant is like a wall.”
    The third blind woman put her hands on the elephant’s trunk, and exclaimed “An elephant is like Bruce Jenner’s face.”

  5. yumm

    the girl likes it .

  6. After all the men she has been with, she probably needs something this size to satisfy her.

  7. EricLR

    The first man in her life who hasn’t abused her.

  8. And now you know why elephants are endangered.

  9. What did Rihanna do when she saw the elephant had 3 balls?

    She walked him and pitched to the rhino.

  10. “I’ve had bigger things in there, but it will do for this afternoon. Somebody find me a Blue Whale.”

  11. I was thinking about how nice it would be if the Elephant; just pummeled her to Death

  12. I guess doing a donkey show was too subtle for Rhianna.

  13. Dox

    Dear Rihanna.
    Stop fucking with the wildlife.
    -Mother Nature.

    P.S. You think herpes is bad, keep messing with my animals, and you’ll find out what a serious bitch I am.

  14. Poor thing. He’ll never be able to forget.

  15. meeps!

    With room to spare…

  16. That poor elephant.

  17. I can see this is going to be a great movie. “Honey, bring me some popcorn and an extra- large soda.”

  18. Hugh G. Rection

    Shed does better with big phallic objects. Last time she was with a small phallic object, it beat the shit out of her.

  19. You Suck

    Please Elephant. Kill this talentless loser already!

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