1. Semen storage does need its own compartment.

  2. donkeylicks

    Whats up with all the Madonna pics today?

  3. ruckus

    Soon….

  4. “Yes, yes… But.. she’s only touching her hip.”

  5. Sigfa

    I bet the guy behind her is thinking ‘Will I die if I walk by near her? wWll it take too long? How much pain will I feel…? I guess I can wait until she leaves to go pee…’

  6. EricLR

    “Dare I be the hero who kills this dumb bitch and makes the world a much better place?” thought Extra producer Bill Kagman.

  7. Contemplating throwing her in the back of his panel van I see.

  8. Jack Ketch

    She looks like a man in drag here …

  9. I’m surprised she doesn’t have flipper hands to go along with whatever is wrong with her spine.

  10. “Wait!. Cut! We’ve got a surfboard in the shot.”

  11. Cock Dr

    Watching her age horribly will entertain me immensely.

  12. NO! Bad internet! Get outside. That’s twice this week. We are not letting her become a thing again. If you do it one more time, I’m putting the cone back on you.

  13. catapostrophe

    Unless she has ‘em surgically modified, that nose and chin will touch by the time she’s 60.

  14. Dox

    Wow… her breasts were swallowed by her stomach.
    Is that a new kind of VD or something?

  15. alex

    This proves it! I want to punch her in the face from every angle!

  16. You shouldn’t have a pooch belly when you have 0% bodyfat.

  17. Boy, am I glad the government shutdown is over. It’s good to see CDC field officers back at it, monitoring threats to public health.

  18. How can you be that skinny and still have a belly pooch bigger than your ass?

  19. Bitch looks like a witch.

  20. meeps!

    “Hmm, I wonder if she realizes her stomach sticks out further than her tits…”

  21. martina

    She still has a very nice ass

  22. She got terrible posture. She looks good.

  23. bob

    I’d much rather see this chick everywhere, saying that’s hot and all the shit we hate her for, then have to see miley stick her tongue and flat ass out again.

  24. journalschism

    *Thinks to himself* “Is that a little morsel of chocolate? Mole? Herpes? Nah. Herpes would be too obvious. Skin tag? Wart? Blackhead?”

  25. spikedtounge

    The ever rare combo bootiedo and boobiedo where one’s belly sticks out farther that your boobies do and booty do!

  26. You Suck

    This thing has one ugly profile. Pigeon face.

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