superficial

  1. “I ate like a horse. Does that make me a cannibal”?

  2. Dee Snyder is looking rough these days.

  3. YAAR

    I shouldn’t have had that second helping of hay.

  4. “No no no, my husband’s the singer in the family? What? Me sing something? Right now? I can’t… I’m a little hoarse!”

  5. Whew, I’m winded from horsing around! Was that self deprecating?

  6. Performing? Shouldn’t there be a pink poodle riding on her back around the ring?

  7. Contusion

    she looks like one of those characters at the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland.

  8. Deacon Jones

    “And then…..and then {sob} he, he told me he was at the point of taking 4 viagra a night….and, and his doctor told him if he took anymore he could….dddIIIIIEEEE {sob}, oh my god! “

  9. catapostrophe

    One too many oats.

  10. bbiowa

    She and Madonna seem to have cornered the tendon market.

  11. DeucePickle

    Shouldn’t some women at least TRY botoxing their hands ?

  12. Troll's Nighmare

    Whatever de-aging moistureizer she’s using it’s time to change because it’s NOT FUCKING WORKING!

  13. Radadoon

    Those hands, that face, those arms….it must be like making love to a raison.

  14. BigOkie

    One giant, pale right hand…

  15. missloopy

    performing…. dressage?

  16. bonerspunk

    Nice to see Bettie Davis is looking well these days.

  17. cc

    *urp* ‘Too many oats!’

  18. Jade

    “Anyone have a carrot?”

  19. Oh my god, I ate most of the crouton, then a ketchup package for dessert. I think I might puke. Well, let’s be honest, I’m definitely going to puke.

  20. neo

    Enough already – can well all agree she is NOT pretty. damn internet!

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child daughter?

  22. The Pope

    “No, no. Not Terry. CARRIE Bradshaw!”

  23. Phoenix

    Someone showed her a mirror.

  24. moopy

    Would you all just give her a break? She seems like a great person and I think she is beautiful too. Props to her for not breaking down and going under the knife despite so much criticism about her physical features.

  25. zomgbie

    just a suggestion- rubber gloves when ur spray tanning = not a good idea.

  26. icu

    Fodder upset your stomach Sarah? Go lick your salt block, it’ll sooth it.

  27. Quasi

    Someone must have yelled “Hey!”

  28. Joaquin ingles

    “NO! Not yet- it isn’t fair… Goddamn kids and their elementary school art projects… please one more day at least… PLEASE!”

  29. Josie

    shes looks like a horse yo

  30. Skink

    Looks like she’s doing her War Horse act again.

  31. Anderson Pooper

    Shhhhhh! It’s trying to tell us something.

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