Nice try to distract me from the chest. But no dice…

Hottest derp ever.

Even retarded Salma Hayek is hot!

She’s that special ed girl that you weren’t allowed to kiss any more, but then she said please and you remembered she tasted like cookies and pedialyte and you got like a twelve on your PSAT and flunked your driver’s permit test and needed a pick-me-up and who the fuck cares that you’re in high school and she’s in fourth grade, because she’s been there for like four years and omigod just LOOK at that.

For a second I thought Lea Michele got a boob job.

A rush of blood to the boobs will do that.

She looks good even when the photo isn’t.

Wink…all sexy like

I’m telling you, just like that pic of Ali Larter earlier in the week. The Skarsgård is in the vicinity of these women.

Bangs can be hazardou-BOOBS!

Someone really ugly must be trying to interview her

Wow, What a Women – I so love her; Still

Somebody please shoot me in the dick, I thought it was Rebecca Black from the thumb.

Fucking perfect in every way.