In related news, childhood gonorrhea is up 300%

Same prop, different setting.

Not the first time she’s gone down on a pole.

She can almost hide behind that.

Each time she goes down it, it gets easier to slide.

Merely being present at a nudie cinema got Fred Willard in trouble, but this bitch is allowed to go at it in a playground?

This is one of those body-switching movies, right?

By this time tomorrow, Parks and Rec better have that pole out of there.

Oh that Ozzy. The crazy things he’ll do while relaxing between tours.

“Pay attention kids, this is how I met your father!”

Not sure if she just got a disease or the pole just did.

*smurf penis joke*

From the thumbnail I thought this would be Michael Jackson skewering something on the ground.

“Betheny. Betheny please. Climb down from there already. No it’s not a Na’vi orgy; come on, let’s go home.”