superficial

  1. Contusion

    wow, she still gets invited places because she knew someone that OJ murdered?

  2. DeucePickle

    All these man-chicks are freaking me out

  3. cc

    A women who looked like that hit on me at a wedding when I was like 19 or something. Even at that permaboner age, I had to decline.

    • Cock Dr

      Such standards in a 19yo male are rare indeed.
      Are you sure you just weren’t scared to death of big sinewy man hands and a mouth like a grouper all over your helpless nubile young body?

      • cc

        I left out the part about being scared. I preferred that people think of me as ‘discriminating’ rather than ‘scared to death’.

  4. Jman

    It’s hard to pull off a sexy face when your nostrils are like a German Shepards.

  5. BillEBuoy

    He needs to work on that shit-grin of his. it’s just . . . freaky.

  6. hacksaw

    Ms. Chewbacca I presume.

  7. Anderson Pooper

    When did Jar-Jar get a sex change operation?

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