that looks safe.

“I ATE A BABY!”

I hear if you trap the alien right as it fires out then the doctors can save you.

I thought Republicans were against abortion; especially late term?

“Quaid! Start the reactor! Free Maaaaars!!!”

At first I thought he had put on a lot of weight. Then I saw the legs and the smug look on his face, and I felt a sensation of horror. only then did I realize he had a baby strapped to himself, and the sensation of horror blossomed.

And here I thought babies liked oxygen. Shows what I know.

Halloween costume of Kuato from Total Recall?

He’s actually carrying the head of a walrus.

Hahahahahaha!

Hey, good idea, smother those Republicans while their young. It’s a lot harder if you wait because their heads get so fat.

That’s actually an ingenious way to get your coke through the TSA. “Sir what’s that powder?”
“It’s for the baby of course”

I’ve heard of sympathetic pregnancies before…but this is ridiculous.

“I just can’t seem to get rid of this baby fat.”

It’s like they’re not even trying with these “Hangover” movies anymore.

A little nuzzle on the gut and Paul Ryan’s colic goes bye-bye.

Fom the thumbnail, I thought Salman Rushdie had let himself go.

Hello CPS?

So this is what it looks like when you are having twins.

Strike a pose, jeez can you believe the vanity of these people? Meanwhile he’s smothering his kid, looks like someone needs to check for a pulse.

“Your move Brimley .”

he looks alot like Tim Robbins, or the opposite.