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  1. Hey look… Richard Kiel in drag.

  2. Why is she there if it’s an “Inspiration Gala”?

  3. Talamasca

    love the mustache shadow, makes him look manlier

  4. Contusion

    when you can’t see her big long tits distracting from her big long face, you realize there is no reason to look in the first place.

  5. Performing?

    she..uh…does something?

  6. DeucePickle

    Can you imagine what the offspring would look like if you could get Haley Joel Osment to fuck this guy ?

  7. She’s only “performing” in the sense that when you go to see a freak show, they’re just laying around but are considered “performing”.

  8. cc

    She’d actually look pretty good in a burqa.

  9. Punchin' the Munchkin

    Dammit Willis! This is why you don’t bang your wife in the 9th month!

  10. Deacon Jones

    (……McDonald’s……or……………..Burger King?………)

  11. Jade

    Demi = hot
    Bruce = hot
    Rumer = wtf?

    • anonym

      that’s what happens when the faces don’t match.

      two “hot” people with incompatible faces will create ugly kids.

      Actually, demi wasn’t that hot when she was younger. Look what happened when she passed on her narrow eyes and nose to her kids.

      So let this be a lesson to you all. Do one of those face blending photoshop things before deciding who to have kids with

  12. Jman

    That pencil thin mustache is doing nothing for your looks honey.

  13. She is obviously “performing” her “My head is crooked, but my eyes are still straight” trick! TA DA!

  14. zomgbie

    its that movie where old bruce travels to an alternate timeline and meets young tranny bruce.

  15. Allison Wunderlan

    Somewhere inside her that extra chromosone is singing ” I gotta be me ! “

  16. M3

    performing what? the part of Rocky Dennis?

  17. SexJihaad9/11

    Beating up on this kid for something she was born with seems unfair. Even for this site.

  18. Josie

    she looks scary :/

  19. Mickey01232000

    …so the bartender says why the long face.

  20. LLBL

    She really fucked up her face with that nose ring.

  21. squishy

    Performing?! Performing what?! And at an Inspiration Gala?!? More like she showed up at the wrong gala and didn’t realize the Uninspired Equestrian Gala was at a different venue just around the corner…SJP is going to be so pissed her guest speaker didn’t show!!

  22. Ms. Swan

    She look like a man.

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