“I ATE A BABY!”

“Well, I am off to stake a dump. Chow.”

Ok its “ciao,” but then I read it and it made me think of her eating a hoagie while dropping a deuce so it works in a sense.

You never… NEVER go full retard!!

Not seen in the photo; short bus to the right.

Nice disguise, Marilyn Manson…but I know it’s you.

Andy Dick is really letting himself go

Is she pregnant, or just really fucking gross?

Hah, I know…potato potato

Discount Double-Check.

Though it was Miley Cyrus. But that’s still a few years away. But she’s on course.

Boy, growing her hair out really makes her look fatter.

“So, get your knees flexin’, and your arms T-rexin’! And creep! Ahh, do the creep!”

The latest in maternity wear…a body stocking and Corey Haim’s old vest.

Boy that ass is never gonna’ be right again. Hahahahahaaaaaaaah haaah! I kill me.

You know the va-jay-jay must be dangerously loose when she has to tie a knot in her dress in case the baby slips out/realizes it must escape this trainwreck.

Not ANOTHER picture of Kesley Grammar carrying his baby!?!

Lumpy.

What the hell happened to Dee Snider?! He is NOT the same since Twisted Sister broke up.

This is Justin Beiber’s vest.

Oh, she didn’t stop bleaching but she’s growing it into an Albino Hitler combover. That’ll help.

Yergross needs to photoshop this. So many possibilities.

Call me a traditionalist, but the modern maternal Herp-Derp call-and-response bonding method just doesn’t have the same organic feel as the tradition Marco-Polo succession.

What’s up with the knot on the bottom of that dress?

Hello CPS?

She is a cluster fuck of a train wreck.

Is that knot to make sure it doesn’t escape?! Poor kid!!