Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Grizzly Adams on a bike.

2037: Kicked to the curb, dejected, and overweight, Lance Armstrong still won’t admit doping.

Ho Ho Hooooleee crap you’re fat!

Looks like that homeless guy stole a bike.

Tour de Hobo.

Benjamin Harrison is looking damn good for 179.

Until I read the caption, I thought one of the dudes from Sons of Anarchy went on a health kick.

Dude, Premium Rush is still in the theaters! They’re doing the gritty reboot already?

A scene from the lamest movie chase ever…Russell Crowe’s character, an anthropology professor, has to break his wife out of prison, only a police officer on a bicycle is on to his plot, and a chase ensues.

I can’t believe this guy was an actual Gladiator. Talk about a dark horse.

That’s a nice bike. Should be ridden OFF-road though.

Oh no, the ghost of Ryan Dunn!

Thought it was Zack Galfinicocockinippleopolis

Oscar Winner or Oscar Meyer Wiener? You be the judge.

Hobo with a Raleigh

Christmas ain’t too far off. He better reel in the cardio if he expects the malls to hire him.

GORDON’S ALIVE!

Huh. Russell Crowe. And here I thought this was going to be about a Red Green Show revival.

How can you tell?