The Crap We Missed - Friday 10.12.12

Alessandra Ambrosio and her fiance, Jamie Mazur, in Brentwood. (October 11, 2012)
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26 Comments
  1. Pierce Bronzetan

    Serenading her on the way to get milk? Jesus that is one high-maintenance chick!

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:19 pm /  Reply /170
  2. Pierce Bronzetan

    “Left foot! Falalaaaa! Right foot! Falalaaaa! Left foot! Falalaaaa…”

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:20 pm /  Reply /190
  3. Raoul

    Admit it: if you’d put a baby in that, you’d walk around singing all the time, too.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:34 pm /  Reply /221
    • Troll's Nighmare

      He’ll be singing a different tune once the baby is born and it’s his turn to get up 3 AM to check on it.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 2:43 pm /  Reply /61
      • DeucePickle

        I want to say, “you’re fucking right about that, buddy”.
        But the truth is, they are probably paying some home nurse or nanny a ton of money to do all that shit for them.

        Oct 12, 2012 at 2:50 pm /  Reply /130
      • Happy_Evil_Dude

        They’ve already got two kids. The last one was born, what, a month back?

        Oct 12, 2012 at 4:14 pm /  Reply /80
      • Troll's Nighmare

        Happy, you actually expect us to know this?! On a site called The Superficial… that would defeat the whole purpose of this site.

        Oct 13, 2012 at 7:07 am /  Reply /20
  4. McFeely Smackup

    You know he’s a serious musician by the way he doesn’t use a strap for his guitar.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:41 pm /  Reply /80
  5. tlmck

    I’d rather have the Epiphone.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 3:03 pm /  Reply /61
  6. kimmykimkim

    Oh my god, leave the guitar at home, asshat.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm /  Reply /160
  7. cc

    ‘I gave my love a cherry,
    that had no stone.’

    Smash, crack, crash, bam

    Oct 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm /  Reply /40
  8. itainteasy

    Meh…call me when he breaks out a Keytar. Music to my ears.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:03 pm /  Reply /00
  9. Happy_Evil_Dude

    We now know what it takes to impregnate Alessandra. Non-stop serenades.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:17 pm /  Reply /11
  10. Jman

    Now the Geico twat janglers are following around hot models?

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:22 pm /  Reply /30
  11. maggiore

    “How many sidewalks must a douche walk down…”

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /120
  12. Little Richard

    How the hell do you bag a model with F Sharp? That’s like the sleaziest chord.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 5:34 pm /  Reply /40
  13. zomgbie

    the dude is singing all kinds of happy songs because he didnt make a baby with linda evangelista.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 8:04 pm /  Reply /70
  14. Mancuso

    Dude, not the guitar schtick. That shit stopped working in your sophomore year.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 11:09 pm /  Reply /60
  15. ZombieKitty

    Surely an Ipod is more practical?

    Oct 12, 2012 at 11:21 pm /  Reply /30
  16. Joaquin ingles

    “Someone’s laughing lord. Kumbaya.”

    Oct 13, 2012 at 1:59 am /  Reply /10
  17. TomFrank

    What’s everyone complaining about? This looks like it might be the best freecreditreport.com commercial yet.

    Oct 13, 2012 at 2:14 am /  Reply /20
  18. Mickey01232000

    If you were sleeping with her you would be playing the guitar too.

    Oct 13, 2012 at 8:52 am /  Reply /10
  19. Arzach

    Like if this guy does not have a reason to sing out of happiness

    Oct 13, 2012 at 10:22 am /  Reply /20
  20. Bigalkie

    He might be the guy from ” There’s Something About Mary”..

    Oct 14, 2012 at 9:14 pm /  Reply /20

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