Serenading her on the way to get milk? Jesus that is one high-maintenance chick!
“Left foot! Falalaaaa! Right foot! Falalaaaa! Left foot! Falalaaaa…”
Admit it: if you’d put a baby in that, you’d walk around singing all the time, too.
He’ll be singing a different tune once the baby is born and it’s his turn to get up 3 AM to check on it.
I want to say, “you’re fucking right about that, buddy”.
But the truth is, they are probably paying some home nurse or nanny a ton of money to do all that shit for them.
They’ve already got two kids. The last one was born, what, a month back?
Happy, you actually expect us to know this?! On a site called The Superficial… that would defeat the whole purpose of this site.
You know he’s a serious musician by the way he doesn’t use a strap for his guitar.
I’d rather have the Epiphone.
Oh my god, leave the guitar at home, asshat.
Agree! Completely agree.
‘I gave my love a cherry,
that had no stone.’
Smash, crack, crash, bam
Meh…call me when he breaks out a Keytar. Music to my ears.
We now know what it takes to impregnate Alessandra. Non-stop serenades.
Now the Geico twat janglers are following around hot models?
“How many sidewalks must a douche walk down…”
How the hell do you bag a model with F Sharp? That’s like the sleaziest chord.
the dude is singing all kinds of happy songs because he didnt make a baby with linda evangelista.
Dude, not the guitar schtick. That shit stopped working in your sophomore year.
Surely an Ipod is more practical?
“Someone’s laughing lord. Kumbaya.”
What’s everyone complaining about? This looks like it might be the best freecreditreport.com commercial yet.
Damn it! I was going to say “He looks like that freecreditreport.com asshole.” Beat me to it.
If you were sleeping with her you would be playing the guitar too.
Like if this guy does not have a reason to sing out of happiness
He might be the guy from ” There’s Something About Mary”..
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