superficial

  1. Serenading her on the way to get milk? Jesus that is one high-maintenance chick!

  2. “Left foot! Falalaaaa! Right foot! Falalaaaa! Left foot! Falalaaaa…”

  3. Raoul

    Admit it: if you’d put a baby in that, you’d walk around singing all the time, too.

    • Troll's Nighmare

      He’ll be singing a different tune once the baby is born and it’s his turn to get up 3 AM to check on it.

      • DeucePickle

        I want to say, “you’re fucking right about that, buddy”.
        But the truth is, they are probably paying some home nurse or nanny a ton of money to do all that shit for them.

      • Happy_Evil_Dude

        They’ve already got two kids. The last one was born, what, a month back?

      • Troll's Nighmare

        Happy, you actually expect us to know this?! On a site called The Superficial… that would defeat the whole purpose of this site.

  4. You know he’s a serious musician by the way he doesn’t use a strap for his guitar.

  5. tlmck

    I’d rather have the Epiphone.

  6. kimmykimkim

    Oh my god, leave the guitar at home, asshat.

  7. cc

    ‘I gave my love a cherry,
    that had no stone.’

    Smash, crack, crash, bam

  8. Meh…call me when he breaks out a Keytar. Music to my ears.

  9. Happy_Evil_Dude

    We now know what it takes to impregnate Alessandra. Non-stop serenades.

  10. Jman

    Now the Geico twat janglers are following around hot models?

  11. “How many sidewalks must a douche walk down…”

  12. How the hell do you bag a model with F Sharp? That’s like the sleaziest chord.

  13. zomgbie

    the dude is singing all kinds of happy songs because he didnt make a baby with linda evangelista.

  14. Dude, not the guitar schtick. That shit stopped working in your sophomore year.

  15. Surely an Ipod is more practical?

  16. Joaquin ingles

    “Someone’s laughing lord. Kumbaya.”

  17. What’s everyone complaining about? This looks like it might be the best freecreditreport.com commercial yet.

  18. Mickey01232000

    If you were sleeping with her you would be playing the guitar too.

  19. Arzach

    Like if this guy does not have a reason to sing out of happiness

  20. Bigalkie

    He might be the guy from ” There’s Something About Mary”..

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