I yawned at the last Jay-z concert too
A little early for Mardi Gras, no?
Lemme guess… here he is saying “Unh!”.
It just occurred to me that to the best of my knowledge, I’ve never once heard a Jay-Z song. I think I’m ok with that.
To paraphrase Rakim, “I hold the microphone like a Kardashian.”
See I had to teach Kim to get a firm grip on the balls right before she puts it in–how else you think she keeps Kanye around?
he looks 124.
He must have flashed his boobs a lot that night.
Sometimes you just have to go after that damned booger, eh Jay?
“You wanna be a music star, you better be able to get the whole thing in your mouth. Like this…. *gag gargle gasp*”
Isn’t the term “rap music” an oxymoron?
Not when you consider the silent ‘c’.
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